“Welcome to my mind… Please fasten your seat belt and keep your arms and legs in at all times. “How to make sure you’re a normal person? 1) You have Facebook 2) You have a cell phone 4) You’re wasting your time reading this 5) You didn’t notice there is no number 3 7) You just checked to see of there is no number 3 8) Where is number 6, idiot? 9) You’re now smiling because you know you’re an idiot 10) Where is number 1? 11) You believed me and went to check! 12) You’re not normal at all.” Funny Minion Joke About English | Funny minion picturesĢ1. But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.”Ģ0. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. “Challenge only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted.

Please give me patience because if you give me strength, I’ll need bail money too.”ġ8. When you are happy, nobody sees your smile. When you are hurt, nobody feels your pain. When you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. I have never been so insulted in my entire life!”ġ6. No matter how much drama is in my life or how much pain my body may be in, I know god is watching over me.”ġ5. “I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.”ġ4. “My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.”ġ3. I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle!”ġ2. “Good morning! I’m up r u?” Minion jokes, Minions funny, Funny minion quotesġ1. “Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday I blinked Monday”ġ0.

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